Skills

Writes a short, honest first outreach message to a stranger in business, in the recipient's language, with a subject line, one specific reason for writing and one small ask. Use when asked to write a cold email, a first outreach message, a sales or partnership introduction, or a prospecting note, in any language.

Counts the fields of ad and store copy against the published limit of each platform (Google responsive search ads, App Store product page, Google Play listing, X and LinkedIn posts) and returns a line only for each field that is over, with the exact count, the limit, the unit and a shortened version that fits - or exactly No findings. It counts by the platform's own rule: double-width characters in Google Ads, bytes for the App Store keywords, the fixed length of a link and the double weight of an emoji on X. Fields that fit are left out, including a field exactly at the limit. Use before pasting copy into an ad account, an app store console or a scheduler, to find which field a platform rejects or cuts, or when copy written for one platform has to be reused on another.

Tells a publishing agent what the social networks allow, cost and return in autumn 2026, checked on 8 October 2026, before it plans or writes the posting code. Covers X (no free tier, pay per request, a post with a link costs more), Hashnode (public API now needs a paid plan), Pinterest feed auto-publish (domain claim, first board by alphabet, image tag, first pins within the hour), Mastodon (media 202, scopes, token replacement, one-hour Idempotency-Key, no card fetched), Bluesky (three length units, byte offsets, card thumbnail upload, write budget) and Meta (Development mode versus Live). Answers as JSON when asked and says which facts to re-check. Use when asked to plan, write, fix or review automatic posting of articles to social networks, or why posts do not appear.

Writes shop product copy (title, short description, bullets, long description) from a specification sheet and nothing else, in the sheet's language. Every figure keeps its unit and its qualifier, no superlatives or unsupported claims, and values that contradict each other are reported instead of chosen. Use when asked to write a product description, product page text, catalogue entry or marketplace listing copy from a spec sheet, in any language.

Writes prompts for image models (FLUX, Stable Diffusion, ChatGPT images, Gemini and the like) that give a website, a blog or a product one recognisable style and come back without garbled letters. The scene comes first and the site's style recipe follows it word for word; absence is described positively instead of "no text, no watermark", which in a single prompt box summons those very things; anything that would need readable writing (a price list, a chart, a date) becomes a metaphor without characters; the scene ends with a closed list of what is in it; people and hands, the usual weak spots, are shown through objects; the aspect ratio is stated in numbers; and several pictures become several prompts, never one. Use when you write or fix prompts for hero images, blog headers, cards or illustrations, when generated pictures come back with pseudo-letters, cluttered scenes or a different style each time, or when a brief arrives in another language.